Catherine Deneuve and Françoise Dorléac at the Cannes Film Festival, 1965
Losing your virginity is awesome. It gives you an ultra-low benchmark with which to compare all of the other bad things that you will experience throughout your life.
My dream life would be sitting in my big, comfy bed with my handsome husband while I read a good book and drink a cup of tea and listen to an old record and know all the while that he thinks of somebody much more beautiful than me when we have sex.
Your boobs are like marshmallows - soft and sweet.
Your boobs are like marshmallows - they turn brown when heated.
Your boobs are like marshmallows - they make me sick.
Your boobs are like marshmallows - they are hard if they’re old.
Your boobs are like marshmallows - I put them in the trash.
You’re so sexy when you’re annoying.
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Ellie Kemper Asks: Can Men Be Funny?
“Reading a chapter from Warren Buffett’s Tap Dancing to Work the other day, I was surprised to find myself chuckling out loud. Now this guy is kind of funny, I thought to myself as I turned the page and grabbed another Danish. This guy is kind of making me laugh. And those thoughts that I had quietly, in my head, to myself, made me realize just how rarely I do have those thoughts in my head. And that thought led me to another thought, which was: why is that? Why, on the whole, are men just not that funny?”
(via huffpostcomedy)
I always wear camouflage condoms so they never see me coming.
“Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.
(via buzzfeed)
